Monday, October 23, 2006

Opinions: More Like Assholes Than Ever

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. Simple enough, right? But really, do the people that say this cliche know just how dead on they are? Yep, we've all got them, but they're definitely not safe to show in public. Think about the chaos you'd cause simply by showing yours in public. Revealing yours can definitely cause people to jeer and/or scatter.

Depending on where and when you reveal yours, and the desirability of it, you could cause protests and/or face legal consternation. When, and if, you feel confident enough to expose yours, you are opening yourself up to be violated just for the exhibition.

No wonder reality TV is so popular. Having a conversation beyond this level of lowbrow, mind numbing safetey zone is like exposing yourself in the wong locker room.

I'm sure I'll have more to rant and rave about on this chocolate starfish known as opinions. I just happened to hear a guy get his head bit off after somebody asked what he thought. Apparently somebody was looking for an endorsement in the wrong locker room.